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Joe "Bee's Knees" Alterio was born poor on the Austrian tundra, the only son of the first male flight attendant and the infamous 'Tap-Dancing Nun of Germania".  Working in a pantyhose mill from ages 4-17, he found a way out of this cruel existence by winning The Fox Network's "World's Biggest Tough Guy" competition three years in a row, narrowly beating out house favorite Eric Estrada in the final year by eating a tractor. From there, it was only a quick hop, skip, and grovel to the fabulous underworld of Los Angeles, where he spends his time making cartoons, publishing Manifesto Magazine, and grimacing at the populace. Alot.*
 

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films on this site:
STORMBLOSSOM

*editor's note: some of this may not be true.